Tarot - issues 16-20

BOOK 16

Halloween time is here. What kinda of dastardly evil shall the horror month cook up. Gingerbread men and a cookie woman. Please forgive my bad pun.

It pretty much is self explanatory. Tarot and Raven battle a cookie woman who believes the best way to love things is too eat them. Which she learnt because the witch who created her basically abused her and confused her... he got his come up ens when she shows her 'love' of him whilst fingering herself. The cookies are defeated with the help of a Harry Potter rip off and John takes the ghost of the Siamese twins eight year old trick-a-treating.

High points: I really do sit and just wait for something to come to me for these high points. Umm the sheer irony of Tarot trying to explain sexual exploitation to a cookie whilst she is naked and having the exact same cookie like frosting off her. 

Low points: The teeth of the ginger bread men look really painful, maybe this should be in my high points cause its one of the things he actually did well, but I've seen vampire bites that look like less then pain.

Fav Quote: You guys are Na-ked! (the worlds most honest line in this series)

BOOK 17

Wow, just wow. What the fuck, really? What was the point of this episode? The only way I can explain it is Tarot, Raven and John have some kinky foreplay with a faerie. God I wish I didn't have to do this.

High points: Nothing, other then the mere existence of more flying cats there is nothing I like about this episode.

Low points: Where to start. Raven getting felt up by a snow man, a continued spank off, John accidentally having sex with Raven, yes I mean accidentally. He's unconscious and tied to her and he somehow becomes hard, naked in the snow, whilst unconscious. Seriously this boy has a blood flow problem that needs to be examined by science. 

Fav: Quote: ... I have none, there really wasn't much to laugh at here

BOOK 18

Luke, I am your Filler!

This episode is pointless, it consists of the faeries stealing dairies of Tarot, Raven, and Boo telling three pointless stories. Tarot doing battle with another devil, for a story which claims that the devil is a construct of Christianity and doesn't really exist he sure shows up a lot. Raven's battle with being teased about her large breasts and coming to accept what she looks like. Then we have Boo talking about meeting Tarot for the first time and being the little sexual vixen that Boo is.

High points: ... I got nothing.

Low points: This is a pointless issue, I'm actually looking forward to getting back to the story. It again tries to be empowering and teach women and people in general not to judge on looks and not to label or confine sexuality. But in the most stupid way possible, the faeries talking literally feels like a sailor says message or the end of a G-I-Joe episode or even dare I say Captain Planet.

BOOK 19

Well we are back to the story arcs. This issue introduces a new villain the sexually ambiguous  Azure. I lie he is a man, elf, vampire, thing. The point is he is masculine. In the same way that Frankenfuther in Rocky Horror Picture Show is masculine. I have finally found the real reason  why there are so few men in this comic, he can't draw them.

Basically, Tarot has a vision of war, Raven has some god dam gay elf walk in while she is bathing offer her the world and flirt with her. Tarot and mum break up the eventual snu snu and then Azure raises an army and suddenly Raven is standing beside him taking a second shot at the world. Also it should be noted John and Boo are taken hostage by these vampire chicks.

High points: Raven totally getting over the fact that Azure broke into her house and possessed stones to hold her down and 'relax' her because he turned a brush into flowers and kisses her. Wow Raven. Just wow.

Low Points: More Boo stripping, for no real reason

BOOK 20

More sexual exploitation of men, John, for no real reason is held hostage by the Medusa's tribe. Who plan to mate with him, turn him to stone, and then mate with him. It should be noted one looks shockingly like Angelina Jolie, I always knew she was a Medusa. They bite him and drug him... again. We find out that Raven and Azure have been having a relationship, and doing all kinds of romantic things like braiding each others hair (no really).  Pointless scene of Boo in a cage and then they find out Azure was an elf who went insane and waged war on man kind. So it looks like his and Raven's relationship is built on some serious mutual interests. The issue ends with Raven, Tarot and Mummy about to do battle with the two vampire elf sex slaves of Azure and their zombie warthogs.

High points: Watching Azure  braid Ravens hair to show how emotionally close, they really do look like teenage girls from the baby sitters club.

Low Points: Boo in a fucking cage and being forced to crawl. It serves no point but to have drooling boys see a combination of fetishes too numerous to count.

Tarot - issues 11-15

BOOK 11

Just over 12 hours left... may God have mercy on my soul.

So this issue finishes up Tarot's vision quest, featuring a brief flirtation with the devil. Where the devil slips an imp into her pants... I am not making this up. This all seems rather at odds with what this whole book has been preaching. Women's sexuality is a good thing (They may say it in the most warped way possible but that is what they want to say), so why is the evil thing tempting her sexuality and by giving into she'll fail? Doesn't that seem kinda, well, stupid? They can't even get their message right for a 20 page issue. wow. Tarot dies (briefly) Raven morns and apologies (then tries to kill John, yeah real sorry she is), at which point Tarot comes back in shiny white armor that we will never see again. Raven makes out with Tarot (again, I wish I was kidding but I'm not) and then John does and then he is flown out of his pants and back to Salem by Raven. To her credit she doesn't kill him but still its just her being a dick.

High points: TENTACLES!! It's actually a pretty sad thing that I'm gonna count this as the 'high point' of the issue, especially since its one the bloody cover but the sheer ridiculousness of about seven different thorny rose vines reaching into her underwear is just like the utter shamelessness of Tarot we've come to know and... well... know at the very least.

Low points: Raven. I know I seem to be ragging on her a lot and this issues does to a bit seem to have her seeing the consequences of her actions but will continue throughout the series to show blatant disregard for the three-folds rule which has now almost killed her mother and her sister because of her. Seriously what a dick.

Fav Quote: Let the world drink from you milk of imagination (whilst someone paints nipples on her armor, and I gotta say that's where all my creative ideas come from too... just forget I said that)

BOOK 12

To FILLER AND BEYOND!!!!

This issue features none of the main characters. And I gotta say it's one of my fav's, pretty much just for that reason. This issues focuses entirely around Boo cat and Licorice Dust, speaking a bit about each of their origins. Starting with Boo cat who strips to transform and remembers the first time, (she transformed on Halloween the first time so her fur looks like a Jack-o-lanterns face) she then runs off to find a gift for her girlfriend and we see a pair of eyes watching her... hmm... at a rough guess I'm gonna say this ends up in a rape attempt, you know, something different for this series. Then we see Licorice who is visited by three other vampire cheerleaders. We find out that they goths at school, were rejected for the cheerleaders cause they were goth, met a vampire, transformed, killed the vampire and then went and killed the cheerleaders who made fun of them with rats.
Then back to Boo cat who is buying some oils for Dust and is attacked by a werewolf who, say it with me, wants to rape her! They fight and then she says on of the most forced empowering speech's for women ever. I would really like this speech about how it is a women's right to sleep with whoever she chooses and say no to whoever she chooses. If it wasn't for the fact that they feel the need to say it 3 fucking times. Twice in the fight and once when she wins. NO. Just once when she wins is all you need people. It would have been three times stronger to have her do that!!! Anyway, she goes back to meet Licorice and it turns out that her cheerleader friends are gifts for Boo cat and a five some begins. Thankfully here is where it ends.

High point: I gotta give some credit to Licorice here, when the vamp shows up they agree to be transformed and then he does the whole, now you are slaves for blah blah blah. At which point they seduce him while Licorice impales him from behind with a sharpened hockey stick. There are a lot of things I like about that.

Low point: Is every male in this either completely fucking useless or a rapists, seriously the world of magic seems to be filled with more perverts then central park and night. Needless to say I didn't enjoy the attempted rape. And I just realised how stupid that sounds.

Fav Quote: Your fruit is tender, your nectar warm. You are ripe for my picking. (I hope he pays attention when doctors say he also needs two fruit and five vegetables a day)

BOOK 13

The obligatory Chuckie episode. When you get right down to it there is never a magic story set in the real world that wont at one point or another use the haunted doll idea. Hell even Sailor moon did it, and whats more did it better then this.

Anyway, to skim the plot, a young doll maker is possessed by a haunter weegie bored and makes creepy dolls, John goes to her to have one of Tarot made, the girl dies, is brought back to life as a doll, by her... dolls. And then goes to kill Tarot so that she can have her body parts. Fight ensues and doll thing escapes with the promise to return. As far as I've read she hasn't yet sooo, this episode is kinda pointless.

High Points: ... A giant demonic teddy bear kicking the crap outta John, yeah, I like that part :)

Low Points: Tarot is fucking useless, seriously, she gets tied up by her stuffed animals. Yeah, this is our empowering female role model, she then gets her arse kicked by the doll lady herself. SHE IS A TERRIBLE FIGHTER!!!

Fav Quote: Well, since you showed me your pussy it's only polite of me to show you mine... (they're talking about her doll cat, what the hell did you think I was talking about)

BOOK 14

No... no! I think you've got this wrong. Empowering women, does not mean the sexual exploitation and quiet literally drug rape of men. That's not how it works.

So in case you didn't guess this issue has a lot of focus of Tarot's boyfriend John. The worlds most useless superhero and the comic relief figure for the series. He's like Merry and Pippen, if Merry and Pippen spent their time getting sexually assaulted by every female elf they came across. And have fun trying to get that out of your head.

This issue has the spring time celebration of Belentine. Where the main event seems to be John chasing Tarot through the forest to sleep with her. But because of some pesky pixies John wonders into the spirit world is kidnapped by some troll women for their queen, paint him green and drug him (that is the only way to look at it). He then in a drug haze he goes through the world having sex with various female characters with Tarot following just after woods. Now considering most of these characters are attractive some might say hey most men wouldn't mind but he literally does not know what is happening. When he cums he thinks its fireworks... I'M NOT KIDDING! Anyway Tarot saves him and takes him back to the party, still naked, he has no memory of it and they end kissing... how... romantic?

High points: Oh my god where can I begin on how little there is to enjoy in this issue. I kinda like that because of the celebrations Raven stops being a dick and even gives John a kiss... but I mean that's really scraping the bottom the barrel there.

Low points: RAPING MEN IS NOT FEMALE EMPOWERMENT!!

Fav Quote: And speaking of pickles, why is it pointing north? So far North! (From Tarot's mum, yeah you heard that right)

BOOK 15

More Filler.

This issue focuses on Crypt Chick, her still being upset at you know, being dead. She was having a great life preforming as a rock star in crosses. Just crosses, yeah that's pretty much all she wares. Anyway, threes this bit with a dinosaur, yes really. And then John makes a band of ghosts for the Crypt Chick to sing for.

High points: This episode was pretty unoffensive, you had Crypt Chick doing her usual thing and John doing something nice for a friend. Granted when on stage she does things with a microphone cord that probably shouldn't be done on stage unless your at a different kind of club.

Low points: This was pretty much just filler, no real point to it, the action wasn't that exciting. I liked that it was not offensive but at least to offensive issues are kinda more interesting.

Fav Quote: You never said they were dinosaur bones.

Tarot - issues 6-10

It was at this point when I really was down to the wire... I really wasn't sure I would be able to write all the reviews in time. I won't spoil if I did just yet. But my writing style becomes more frantic and I really started to loose my patience with this terrible terrible comic. As porn it would have been written badly enough but trying as hard as it does to pass itself off as a feminist epic just drives me mad!

BOOK 6

For the love of FILLER!!! This issue introduces 2 new characters who I'm afraid to say will be recurring. Boo Cat and Licorice Dust. Proving that there is not a fetish that this book doesn't cater too! Boo Cat is a were cat, as in a women (who later on we will find out owns a lingerie store, the only fitting career choice of any character) who at the full moon turns in a fully fur covered women (arguably naked) with a tail. And Licorice Dust, a vampire cheerleader (no, really) who walk around with spiders over her nipples and an underbust corset. Not only do I think that this comic caters for every fetish I think it actual creates a few on its own. They are of course, lovers. Boo Cat is even an ex lover of Tarot. To sum up the plot, Dust is staked but doesn't die cause it missed her heart, monsters show up, people fight, bit of back story which is really unexciting, John is useless. Yep, that's about it.

Highlights: The spiders leaping off Dusts nipples (not they are shown because Boo cat conveniently puts her fingers over them) and attacking John. That's it really. If you are in any way a furry or a Neko fan this is the issue for you Because Boo Cat certainly knows how to position herself in the most suggestive ways possible and I'm sad to say that as the issues continue she doesn't get any more subtle in fact I'm pretty sure she gets worse.

Low points: The worlds dumbest Vampire, and considering the existence of Twilight, and its many rip offs and even some of the more respectable vampires in literature/ pop culture like Angel (Although I loved the tv series dude was a fucking moron) or even Dracula himself that is saying something.

Fav Quote: Let me show you the true meaning of Ghoul power! (because nothing says empowerment like a misquoted Spice Girls saying)

BOOK 7

And now back to the story! This issue introduces a new character, Willoary, whose main function seems to be jail bait and to show case the danger of approaching witchcraft without a proper respect for it. Which considering Ravens actions seems a bit redundant. Willoary is going to be hanged (after first being molested in true Tarot style) because people in modern day Salem hang those claiming to be witches. I know this takes place after Raven's done her whole attack on the town thing so they have reason to attack her but really?? A. Being a witch is Salem seems to be a shocking idea, when everybody who claims to have even the slightest interest in witchcraft will flock there in reality, if ever there was a city were you were likely to find acceptance for being a witch it would be Salem. Its like being a vampire in New Orleans. Your more likely to find fans and groupies then enemies.

High points: This issue marks the return of the Crypt chick who is planning to use Willoary to resurrect her body. Other then that there is nothing really to say, you get some vague mention of Raven Hex planning a new spell that is taking all her energy, and while we can't tell what she's planning we all know its going to fail because... well... because she's a villain and they always loose. Willoary doesn't respect the goddess and we can all see that she's going to end up having the spell backfire because of her impatience.

Low Points: Raven getting a bath and possibly being felt up by her helpful little crows... because when I think pleasure I think of disease filled birds. We also get a whole bit about Tarot and Johns love for each other, including a page showing all their past lives together, including faeries, merpeople, vikings, ancient Egyptians and fucking unicorns. UNICORNS!!!!!

Fav quote: Centuries fit into hours as there cups over flowed with excitement.

BOOK 8

Willoary died?! Who didn't see that coming a fucking mile away?!
Tarot and Mummy plead with Raven to help stop this new evil she has unleashed, she says no she's got an island to rise. Cause that's her magic plan, make an island, truly it is a dark craft she follows. Willoary quits and tries to bring Crypt Chick back to life, but because she left the goddess out of the spell the skin melts away and Willoary is turned into a tree while a bird looks at her nipple. Yep even as a tree nipples are the focus. What a purvey bird.
Raven is attacked by some warlocks who have decided to take it upon themselves to right the wrong by killing her... she is saved by Goblins and then turns them into crows. The island is raised and then Tarot, Mummy and John are attacked by... the headless horseman!!! Because.... I don't know but really its the least offensive thing here so we'll just ignore it.

High points: Wow, I'm kinda shocked by how hard it is to find high points. The look of the skin falling of Crypt Chicks body is indeed done pretty well. There is a surprisingly high level of skill in the art of this comic... if only he had gotten someone else to do the story, the dialogue and the characters.

Low points: The incredible evil is a god dam pumpkin head of sleepy hallow?!

Fav quote: Please me and I will allow you to feast on the crumbs of my magic!

BOOK 9

Tarot's greatest fear is the fucking headless horseman?! She got so emotionally scared by her sister telling her a ghost story that when the great evil took form it chose to be THE STAYPUFF MARSHMALLOW MAN!!!!!! No... God wouldn't that be fantastic though! She fights the headless horseman, this is clearly a great enemy as it is the first to start the trend of ripping her bra... oh sorry, battle armour, off. While this is all going on John is fighting this spider lady who tries to mount him or something I don't know... apparently he's scared of spiders. A guy who works in an abandoned graveyard is mortally afraid of spiders, obviously. Meanwhile Mummy seems to meet the only real fear out of them, as she is faced the burning bodies of her daughters who was executed for being raised witches. While I've already made my view on the apparent prejudice of modern Salem against witches *cough* *cough* *bullshit*, this at least seems to be a real fear, that's a pretty crippling thing to be confronted by. Anyway Tarot overcomes her fear, battles the headless horseman, who reveals he is there because of Ravens spells, takes on the punishment of her sister herself and defeats the monster but is mortally stabbed in the process. It should be noted that the most fucking random council of witches or something helping her, the stress causing one guy to literally have his head explode and a little dragon inside... yeah, a little dragon, we don't know why, did it kill him? Where did it come from? Do all witches have little dragons in their head? In the words of the Nostalgia Chick "BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT"!
The last few pages are basically traveling to Raven's island to heal Tarot. But Raven is not done being a bitch and spends her time not healing her sister but blaming John for her injury when of course it was her fault for being a pretentious bitch. The issue ends with the all too easy see through promise of Tarot dying.

High points: Tarot getting stabbed. Yeah that's about it. Oh and the burn marks on Mummy that really look like someone got into a schoolies (Spring Break for Australia) supply of glow in the dark paint and covered herself in hand prints.

Low Points: FUCKING RAVEN HEX!!!! My God, it is rare for a character to annoy me as much as this stupid bitch. Yeah Tarot is bland and pretty one dimensional but at least she's not a fucking moron. It really seems like Jim Balent is going to the greatest lengths to ensure that Raven never learns a lesson, never sees the consequences of her actions and remains as a villain. They had a perfect opportunity to kill of the mother and have her suffer some real consequences, like they do here, Tarot is dying because you wanted your daddy back... show some fucking character development!!! But we all know that isn't going to happen.

Fav Quote: FOR THE CRAFT AND TAROT!!!!!

BOOK 10

wohoo ten down! That's right a whole 1 fifth of the way there... 40 more to go... kill me now.

Believe it or not this is the episode that takes a left turn at crazy into God dam LSD territory. The whole thing is some spiritual quest thing of Tarot to rejoin the world of the living while Raven, seemingly desperate to prove she is a villain and not just a bitch, does the complete opposet by ignoring her mothers orders and trying to throw John off her island. The dragon witches (you remember them don't you?) have now joined force with her and try to force him away... including whipping him with their tails while in human form... yes really.

High points: I'm trying I really am trying! Ummm... well... I don't know if I should call John hanging from the nipple of a giant statue a high or low point. It certainly was an interesting sight although followed by one of the most predictable and terrible lines of 'That's why I'm a breast man'.

Low points: Raven is a dick, not a cretable villain, just a dick. This episode seems to, attempt, to go through the reasons for Tarot's armour as she gains a piece on each meeting in her vision quest. But really this is so convoluted I still don't get it and I've read it like 3 times now. Tarot also almost ends up masturbating in front of what I think is meant to be the god and goddess. Because you know, impending death is such a turn on (seriously every time she is at deaths door she starts getting frisky)

Fav Quote: Is that anyway to greet your emperor and high priestess, lying on one's back with your legs a spread, luring the world to your banquet! (Well she is all you can eat)

Tarot issues 1-5

A while ago I made a bet to see if I could get through 50 issues of one of the worst comics of all time. Produced by BroadSword, who exists because of this comic, Tarot, Witch of the Black Rose deserves far more criticism than other bad comics because it attempts to be something it isn't. Namely it advertises itself as a feminist fantasy epic. It is in fact porn. Porn that more often than not exploits both sexes but especially woman. That and the writing sucks. I know I should be more poetic or skillful in my phrasing but there is no way to tiptoe around it. It's just bad. Its not subtle, its overly flowery, more often than not its offensive.

As such I've decided to put up the original reviews from the bet (which I won at the cost of my own sanity). Please enjoy the fact that with these brief summaries you are able to escape any possible curiosity of reading the actual issues yourself.

BOOK 1

The general vibe of book 1 is... not as bad as I was expecting. I am sure this will be fixed as soon as I open the cover of Book 2.

Highlights include Tarot calling the bikini she prances around in 'armor' and the jack-o-lantern men kicking the but of Skeleton Man.

Low points... hmmm, the fact that even with surgery I don't think I could ever have the rack that Tarot does :P

Quote of the book: The dead do indeed have a saviour, one who is earthbound, and clad in leather. (this was a toss up with 'hell doesn't exist boys, but I do, and I'm much hotter)

BOOK 2

two in one night? Believe it, I'm gonna make as much head way tonight as I can. Did it get worse as I had predicted... yes. Whilst still not to the level of haunted vagina's that it will reach. Highlights... Tarot and Jon falling madly in love with each other because they both saw a tarot card of 'the lovers'... for its sheer ridiculousness this must be the highlight. I gotta say though the lines 'you have a flying cat - doesn't every witch' did get a smile out of me. If for no other reason then now I want a flying cat.

Low point(s). Lets start with the opening that features Holly (Jim's wife and colourist/co-creator) dressed as Raven Hex. That's the chick with metal spikes for nipples in case you didn't know. Tarot bathing. Raven Hex caressing herself with the rotted corpse of Siamese twin 12yr old girls (yeah... you read that right). Raven Hex appearing to be sexually gratified by a giant bug with pincers that is giving her tattoo's, (seriously), actually just EVERYTHING about Raven Hex.

This is also the novel where we find out all about the girls past, namely that their family was persecuted for following witchcraft, which one would think in modern day Salem it would make your family just another one on the block. And that Ravens planes involve resurrecting her dead father and taking over the world... but mostly just getting her daddy back.

Quote of the book: Can you just feel the excitement coursing through my flesh? It swells with stimulation, who would have thought I could feel so alive with something dead? (Because Raven Hex is a classy lady)

BOOK 3

Wow did this sneak up on me... I have 2 days to get through 48 issues of Tarot, and while I've already read them and suffered the HORROR I now need to re-read them and review them in order to win the bet. Am I up for the challenge? Well lets pick up where we left off. The third issue.

Highlights: ummm... well... wow, episode 3 and already no high points to speak off. This one really is just filler, with the exception of the introduction of one of my fav characters Crypt Chick. She seems at least somewhat 3-dimensional, her main motivation being pissed at dying... well yeah... dying sucks there sweetheart. I also like her because to date she is the only character not to appear naked, her clothes actually stay on! Oh but you nudity fans out there don't despair because to make up for this creator Jim Balent was kind enough to cut holes in her bikini top, so when ever she features so do her nipples. Yep. Ghost nipples, right there on the cover. Once again, this is an 'empowering comic for women'.

Low points: Ghost nipples. This issue features the first of what I can only assume is a running gag or inanimate objects taking on the personality of TENTACLES!!!! Tarot is tied up by her sister with magic vines, these vines decide that simply tying up her limbs is far to easy for them and also curl in and out of her "clothes", that metal bikini she prances around in. Yes, even vines with no mind want to get into Tarot's pants. Raven Hex... God do I hate this character. Continuing her attempt to bring world peace by world domination this issue decides to have her use her talent, namely the metal spikes she wears on her nipples to blind a guy, literally using the pun 'I bet you could poke a guys eye out with those', actually is that a pun or simply a statement of fact?

Quote: and if a green faced witch is what you wish to be... then so be it!

BOOK 4

And thus the opening story arc comes to a close. The ending of the episode frustrates me and in some respect I also like. It certainly is on par with the first issue for being the lest offensive of them But lets delve right into the issue that could have Raven seeing consequences of her actions but instead decides to cope out and above all promises the death of Skeleton man but never delivers.

Highlights: Watching Raven get beat up. Seriously everyone is having a go at her in this book, Crypt chick, the ghosts of witches hanged in the past and even the vengeful anger of her father. Even her father smacks her around a bit. And while I'm normally against violence at home someone should have smacked this kid around far more in her developing years. Crypt chick stealing the spells in hopes of finding someone to resurrect her, while this means that the story will be revisited it really did fit in with her character. I did like Raven being stopped by the ghosts of people who died from the same kind of fear she is inducing, believe me when I say this was the best use of ghosts that the comic will ever feature so I felt the need to mention it.

Low points: Dam you cover! DAM YOU! Do not promise to have skeleton man die when he doesn't even get badly injured, instead they do this fake out with Tarot's mum. In previous issues they have had Tarot using the cards to see that if her mum gets involved she will die. Not may die. Will die. And having an actual consequence of Ravens actions, like the death of her mother while trying to bring back her father would have some real character development, it would be poignant and just a strong way to leave the story arc but no. Mummy survives after saying what is one of the most ridiculous lines ever. 'I see it growing stronger every day' talking about the love between Tarot and John who met ONE DAY AGO! BAH! Anyway, I'll have to quickly sum up the other low points otherwise this review will be larger then the actual comic. TENTACLES!!!!! WITH MOUTHS TO RIP OFF CLOTHES AND EXPOSE MORE GOD DAM NIPPLES!!!!!

BOOK 5

FILLER!!!!! This issue features the vital importance of Tarots cat. Yes Tarots flying goblin cat is apparently important enough to have an issue focus on him. Where his mischief leads to him taking the tail off a dragon witches son. Can anyone guess what a dragon witch would look like? Yes that's right a dragon!... who turns into a naked women... Of course!

Highlights: I WANT A FLYING CAT!!!

Low points: It was really dull. I mean I'm use to Tarot being bad, but at the least it normally is attention grabbing. This was just, dull, I had to re-read it like three times to try and find a fav quote and I still couldn't. It was just that Meh!